What Kind Of Cookie Are You?
Now, for the most important test out of all of the tests offered on BuzzFeed, the big kahuna, the pivotal test that will determine who I am in society: What Type of Cookie Are You? And guess what? I am, quote, “fucking metal.” You heard it ladies and gentlemen, the Great and Powerful BuzzFeed has spoken. I am fucking metal. And I am fucking delicious. As a double chocolate cookie, I would first like to thank my parents for baking me up and serving me to you peasants here on Earth (though my real place is in Heaven), I would like to compliment my own fudgy deliciousness, and hope that I survive the next few weeks of life now that people know what a tasty creature I am. I don’t think much more can be said other than that “people would probably be a little scared of ME if I weren’t so clearly awesome that they just want to be ME.” What more can I say? This really has boosted my already astronomically high self-esteem. The entire journey has. I am Cortana, the lovely and logical A.I. that lead me through my childhood (and adult) gaming career. I am the Double Chocolate Cookie, the most beautiful and most chocolatey of all cookies. I am Don Draper, the suave and beautiful creative genius. I am a Ravenclaw, the smartest of the houses. I am a 20 year old with the inner child or an 11 year old. I am destined to sleep with Pink Yoshi. I am adventurous. For the most part, the journey has been pretty good. I am content, and I hope you all have enjoyed the journey as well.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelysanders/what-kind-of-cookie-are-you#.knEb74yyV
